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$626 Seeking housemate for Drama-free home. (F only, please) (in the Trendy Barkley District)
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Shared housing is fully exempt from HUD 'fair housing regulations' (rather, more governed by 'Common Law of Housemates.') Cowgirl boots, SCUBA fins and BirkenStocks are entirely optional here.
AVAILABLE NOW @ $626/mo. Water & Sewer included. Kitchen privileges included. One off-street parking included. Electric is shared, and used wisely. This is a reduced-waste household. Garbage is included-- Hopefully you also can help the household participate in the 'one-tote' recycle & 'one-tote' compost, per the city's requirements in order to keep our low cost collection service.
(Yet, others who 'didn't have the time' found a solutions such as to make joyful pilgrimages with their disposables to the dump, then leave their ample tithes with the appreciative gatekeepers there...)
Available bedroom has a North-facing window, closet, and could be optionally furnished. The house has a few stairs. Laundry access on site. Pets are loved, one ESA currently. Prefer if your pet be Indoor/Outdoor, or at least you not go bonkers if your sweetie-pie slips outside into the fully fenced yard. ;-).
This housing share is offered on a month-to-month, ongoing bases with an easy-in, easy-out contract. No lease required. However, it's nice when roomies can plan out for a few seasons.
Anyone who live here would have a job OR steady gigs OR family responsibilities, OR a volunteer position, OR enrollment in classes to fill their life, and the ability to be considerate during ordinary parallel use of common spaces.
First/Last/general security deposit required. Special considerations may be extended to someone with unique circumstances ~and need~~ who otherwise would be an easy-going housemate, (i.e. payday payments for the last month's prepaid rent). Pro-rated fairly @ Move-in.
Your fully-refundable $300 security deposit will be gladly returned within 2 weeks of
move-out with satisfied terms: a proper notice, returned keys, with no damage, no waste, and paid bills at move out.
A background check/eApp fee would only be requested upon _final consideration_ to move in, and only necessary for those who otherwise lack easily verified history. All backgrounds are verified prior to any move ins (--whatever the facts). Everyone benefits!
With your reply, please place the key word "SUPER" in your Subject line to better guarantee
our response (...and to get a 2nd month discount). For our full consideration, please include contact info that has either VM and/or email in the body of your reply. Please let us know if okay to text too.
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AFTER we connect for the meet up and tour, interested persons may turn-in a completed application with some verifiable references.
***The fine print: While we have been pretty darn fortunate to have avoided nightmare housemates, we have learned from others over the years that certain policies & exclusions work best: Having overnight guests without prior arrangements would NOT work out with this great shared housing deal, nor if you have chronic Rx misuse/abuse. Be okay that 'inhalables' would be limited to designated outdoor spots. NO drama-trauma lifestyles, nor co-dependency issues w/ The Ex, The Bff, AI Chat GPT- whatever, etc. (Co-dependent parents are cool, though. Sometimes they bring cookies!)
Sorry, no room holds, nor considering couples at this time. Out-of-state contracts will not be promised
or accepted. The policy is F2F, honesty, real wet-ink-on-the-bottom-line, and cash to get move-in keys. CL's scammers can just stalk elsewhere: NO valuables, unencrypted data, nor Rx's are kept on premise.***