So I am not into the illegal drugs, I am not a huge drinker although I do enjoy some social drinking here and there, and I also do not smoke and generally find it unattractive lol.
I have a great job, my own place, my own vehicle, make good money, am very driven, good looking (if I do say so myself), catholic, clean, college graduate, drug free, outgoing (except when I know absolutely no one around me), lots of friends and family, and loves to have a great time, be it going out for a drink with friends and family, hunting, fishing, hiking, working out, or just relaxing at home.
About you:
Should have your own vehicle, have a job and know where you want to go in life, enjoy exercising, looking for a good time!
Anyways, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, if something turned out that way with someone fine, but you know... looking too hard for something often doesn't return success I feel.
And I guess I should add this since now a days it seems that looks and physique are more and more important: I'm 6'3", 260 lbs (hey, I played football in college, I had to pack on the lbs)
I am happy to send you my picture after a brief correspondance with yours in return.
Please list your favorite color in the subject line with your return e-mail so that I can be sure you aren't a spammer or something.
I'm looking for a woman that is too busy for a long-term relationship and is a homebody. I want a woman that prefers a night of lovemaking and a home cooked meal instead of coming home drunk from a club. I'm attracted to big beautiful women my age or older please. I am a one woman man. I am very much attracted to women with either brown or red hair that is natural. I am very interested in speaking to all women. However, my preference are BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN over 30 years-old. Please do not respond unless you wear size 18+ because I really love BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. If you are between 4'11 and 5'5" sizes 10 to 16 are okay. However I am not at all interested in African-American women.
WHAT I WANT: I am not interested to speaking to any girls. Please be between 30 and 50 yrs-old. If you are over 40 that is a plus. Also I want a woman that is craving a man, has not been with one in a long time, and throughout her sex life has received very little oral sex attention from a man. I want a woman that has never been taken to clould nine sexually and is ready to be flown there.
I love to please a woman orally. I very much enjoy taking my time with foreplay that is surrounded by one on one sensuality and intimacy.
I want a woman that has a busy life but wants to spend early mornings and nights with a man that can satisfy her mentally, emotionally and physically before and after work. I'm talking about a full body massage, cuddling while listening to music, and making love in the shower. I want watch a good movie before going to bed together and then quality oral delight for her. I love to please a woman orally! I need a woman that can be my lover and my friend. I need a woman that will not get mad if I only have two hours a night for her. In return I will be her boy toy, there to please her anytime she needs it. Basically you’re in house dick, sexual beck and call whenever you want it. Again I have a huge preference for big beautiful women thirty years-old or older. I am open to communicating to women of all shapes, races and sizes.
Please do not respond to this ad if you have children under 18 years-old, thank you. I am not looking to travel to your place. I am a homebody and I like to most of the time be in the comfort of my own home. I am looking for a woman that is willing to travel to my apartment for cuddling, oral pleasure, kissing and good intelligent conversation. If you live alone I would be open to coming to your place in the future. However, if you have any roommates this will be out of the question. Also very important. Very soon after we meet and possibly before oral sex happens, I would like mutual STD testing. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE your time responding to this ad if you are not open to coming to my place on the first meeting and possibly engaging in cuddling, kissing and mutual oral sex.
I am the perfect gentleman. The type of man that brings a woman flowers, cards, call when I miss her and always remind her how beautiful she is. I believe a woman's beauty on the inside is more important than her beauty on the outside.
My idea of the perfect evening. Is a candlelight dinner followed by kissing and cuddling in front of a fireplace.
Note. All pictures are from 2003 except the picture of me holding the laptop is from January 2009.
I am always on my laptop or home computer. You can communicate with me fastest by sending me a friend's request to chat on yahoo instant messenger. My screen name is: ilovebigbeautifulwomen
If you want to know what I do for work visit this website please: www.aroganttrader.blogspot.com
The special friendship I speak of involves plenty of cuddling, oral sex, kissing and doing these things all through the night. This special friendship should be monogamous yet not serious at first. This means I want to be friends with benefits leading into a long-term relationship. However, I want to have sexual and physical relations exclusively so that this can lead to feelings and emotions that will naturally evolve into a longer term commitment and protect both of us from casual sex and the sexually transmitted diseases connected to casual sex encounters.
Are you hungry for fun, excitement and sensual gratification? Do you crave companionship, understanding and romance? If so, your search may be over. As I can fulfill these expectations and a whole lot more! I am honest. I am very sincere, understanding, affectionate and romantic. I am an excellent communicator and a great listener. I am emotive to all a woman's needs, desires and feelings. I enjoy pleasing a woman physically, emotionally and mentally. It pleases me just to see a woman pleased. The things women say they admire about me the most are: my sweetness, charming personality, sensuous kisses and affectionate cuddling. If you are truly looking for many evenings of elegance and quality time or just need to be held or listened to. Then I'm the man for you. I know how to please women very well. I have been told by many women that I have the ability to completely satisfy a woman physically. I have a natural sense of humor. I have never met a woman that I couldn't make laugh. Women love a man that can make them laugh and satisfy them physically. Most importantly bring them joy and happiness, taking away loneliness and unhappiness. At 6'5" I have the natural ability to make a woman feel secure and safe.
1. Out of High School. (Preferably employed but school is an exception =] )
2. Must love God.
3. Artistic/Musical---somehow creative
4. Must love her family
5. Must love/be loved by my family (eventually)
6. Intelligent
7. Sense of humor-must be able to take jokes as well as dish them out... cause i will TEASE THE CRAP out of you. Just how i am.
8. Have good self-worth
9. Have high self-esteem. (are those two the same?)
10. Tall. 5'6" Min (haha I like em tall)
11. Must be at least okay with me burping all the time. Burping herself is a plus ha
12. Not easily jealous
13. No drugs
14. No Alcohol*
15. Play video games**
16. Like to cuddle
17. Love sex** (Haha I'm a guy get over it)
18. Like to read.
19. There has to be chemistry
20. Must give me a "wow" feeling when we meet.
21. Wear the perfume "Lovespell"**
22. Outgoing/not too shy
23. Oldest** or youngest child. No middles unless you've got a good story. Sorry I'm now quite the believer in birth order theory.
24. That said, we would be in a relationship, that means "control" is give and take. I don't want to always be the boss and I don't want to always be bossed around. Like the song says, "Stand beside me, not in front of, or behind me."
25. Cougars fan**. I'm a Husky fan and I just think that kind of rivalry would be super fun =]
26. Like cats. I have 3, and plan to keep them... or kill them lol.
27. Skinny. Skinnier the better. (Yeah, I know its suuuuuper shallow. But... its my preference I can't change it.)
* Subject to change
** Preference/bonus
If you fit all of those... I reallllllllly want to talk to you =] Drop me a line... subject line "Bucket List" so I know who's spam, who's not. =]
To describe myself I would say that I am a person with a huge untapped capacity for love. I have honor and respect and I believe the world could be a better place if more people thought like me. I'm not saying I'm the greatest person or the smartest person but I do believe I am a good person. I can be cynical but I'm not a cynic. I have no clue when it comes to human nature and what drives most people. I know what drives me but I'm starting to realize that my world is not always the real world. I can be an idealist and it hurts me when my logic is broken by others who act so irrationally and negatively and yet attain things that I only wish I had. Not money but love or at least the offerings of love to that person. I admit that I am jealous of those who have found great love and I dream and hope that someday I too will experience that kind of joy.
About you. There isn't very much I look for in a woman, beyond taking care of yourself and being in decent shape. There are certainly things that are going to give you brownie points though. Light blue or green eyes, an interest in metal, an interest in psychology or astronomy. Basically things that I described myself as liking, if you like them too will make you more interesting.
I just got my degree in Business in 1978, then Boeing laid my father off and he had a heart attack and we moved to the Bay Area for his health
I joined the Marine Corps in 1981. I got an Honorable discharge when I dislocated my shoulder in a Boxing match, I am considered a Chuck Norrris, or Gladiator type of guy I am . 5' "9 " 182 lbs. I can still handle myslelf. I work out, however, I missed out on finding the "women for me when we moved", I am still looking. I know the weather sucks there. So I was thinking, since I have not met the right person in California maybe she we will meet somehow,, We can stay in Califonia where my family is, but I have a house In lake Couer D' Alene and some connections there. The ecomomy sucks there, but we need some faith sometimes right.
I make have enough money to fly you here for a visit, 420 is oK. I don't smoke though. I like beer , Harley's and sunny days. I will show you the sites. Age is an attitude. I look 45, act 35 and my kids are 16 and 18. They moved out . I am 50 , I can't lie but I could fool you. Its about a 4 hr flight at aound $350/ +-. or less on me so lets get a deal.
What have we got to loose, except for rainy weather and loonliness?// I even even have Scottish and Amish relatives. Please " don't spam me.
. Please be as cute as possible and have a nice smile and be thin and send me a photo, then "you" got me! We will have each other then huh? Yes I am for real? I will give you my cell phone ASAP.
I'm 5'10, 165, short brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build I guess. I dunno, I love playing sports but got sick of the weight room. I guess I didn't say "Bro!" enough or have any sweet tribal tattoos to fit in well enough. I used to own a shirt that had a big skull in a bandanna on it, though! I'm totally cool now, bro. Bro bro bro bro. Wait...women are going to be reading this.
My mind doesn't work in a straight line. I have a wildly vivid imagination. You should ask me about some of my dreams...they're out there. I also know the right places to use there, their and they're. I read a lot. Yes, I have read the Twilight books. Alice is hot in the first movie. But Jasper just looks constipated. I'll read pretty much anything I can get my hands on (fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, history, cooking, and playboy...for the articles of course). I do drink, and can drink most people under the table. I know...that's pretty sad. When I have tequila (I have a margarita next to me BTW) I really should stay away from Facebook.
About Me-
I enjoy having a good time with good people and believe that almost everything is best confronted with a good laugh. A good sense of humor is very important to me and so is being open minded.
I love doing things outside- biking, backpacking, hiking, chillin at the ocean are all great activities.
I don't take things too seriously, there is a time and place to get things done but I hate stress in my life, life is for enjoyment not worries.
When I am serious I do like to get the job done, I have big dreams and goals and will work hard to accomplish them.
I am 6'3 235 dark brown hair. I will be honest, I am no model but consider myself to be decent looking. I take care of myself and am doing more and more to get fit.
I am kind of shy at first but once I get warmed up you might have a problem shutting me up haha. I enjoy having deep talks with people and find it very rewarding getting to know others.
About You-
Close to me in age (18-22)ish
Have a zest for life.
Down to smoke a bowl/have a drink.
Willing to get out and do things.
Loves to laugh.
Enjoys good music.
My roommate/cuddle buddy is going home in a couple weeks to spend time with her family. I on the other hand will not, as I do not have money to travel. We are good friends, and during the cold times of the year, we tend to cuddle on the couch and in bed to save money on our heating bill. With her extended absence (about 2.5 weeks), I will have no one to keep me warm and to hang out with, and our bill will go up. Both are things that are unfortunate.
• You must shower everyday. No exceptions. And you must shower with soap before you come over. Again many people in Bellingham seem to forget that showers are a positive part of life. Wash your hair too. With shampoo. Also, no dagger nails.
• Smokers. I would rather kiss a hooker after a busy night of giving blowies than have anything to do with you.
• Age range. 18-35 and must be female. Sorry boys. I know I’m cute but you still can’t have me.
• This is a backrub not a shirtrub. I will be shirtless. Be professional and act like a grownup.
• Anyone who does sports or works out knows that your legs/butt have many muscles in them. If you are adult enough to realize this and can give a leg/butt massage that would be amazing. Also I stand all day my feet hurt. No fungus growing there. They are clean. Would love a foot massage.
• This is a massage not an “ohhhh gently run my fingers over his skin. How sweet. Nice music playing.” Use some muscle girl! Put your back into it. The knots in my back will not be worked out by you caressing my skin. Take your hand and rub my shoulders like you were holding on to the biggest diamond in the world. Grip baby grip.
• I am very good at giving a massage and will be more than happy to return the favor. Should you want one tell me. After a hour thirty rubdown from me you will go home and melt into your bed.
• Contrary to popular belief men cannot read women’s thoughts. It is even harder over the internet. If there is something you have to say or want me to know by god tell me.
• If you are shy or are worried you cannot give the kind of massage I want/need let me know. I am happy to work with you but be forewarned I will tell you you’re doing it wrong. Then I will tell you how to do it correctly.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to read my post. I look forward to hearing you from you and with great enthusiasm and a sore back await your reply.
I'm looking for a woman that is too busy for a long-term relationship and is a homebody. I want a woman that prefers a night of lovemaking and a home cooked meal instead of coming home drunk from a club. I love to eat pussy. I'm attracted to big beautiful women my age or older please. I am a one woman man. I am very much attracted to women with either brown or red hair that is natural. I am very interested in speaking to all women. However, my preference are BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN over 30 years-old. Please do not respond unless you wear size 18+ because I really love BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. If you are between 4'11 and 5'5" sizes 10 to 16 are okay.
WHAT I WANT: I am not interested to speaking to any girls. Please be between 30 and 50 yrs-old. If you are over 40 that is a plus. Also I want a woman that is craving a man, has not been with one in a long time and throughout her sex life has received very little oral sex attention from a man. I want a woman that has never been taken to clould nine sexually and is ready to be flown there.
I CAN BE REACHED MOST EASILY ON YAHOO INSTANT MESSENGER. My screen name is: ilovebigbeautifulwomen
I am usually always at my computer.
I want a woman that has a busy life. Yet still wants to spend early mornings and nights sometimes with a man that can satisfy her mentally, emotionally and physically before and after work. I'm talking about a full body massage, cuddling while listening to music, and making love in the shower. I want to watch a good movie before going to bed together and then quality oral delight for her. I love to please a woman orally! I need a woman that can be my lover and my friend. I need a woman that will not get mad if I only have two hours a night for her. In return I will be her boy toy, there to please her anytime she needs it. Basically your in house dick, sexual beck and call whenever you want it.
This is how the (our) story will go:
You will respond to a cleverly written ad that has been placed here.
I will return home after a long day of work to find your words and be flattered.
You will ask questions and so will I.
They will be answered with honesty and caution.
There will be commonality and a connection, however minor, will be made.
My writing will make you wonder about me and smile occasionally.
Your words will make me think of you at work, thus becoming less productive but much happier for that moment.
After much debate the requisite pictures will be exchanged.
You will not be horrified and I will be pleasantly surprised.
When you return home from work you will check to see if I have written and I will do the same.
Phone numbers will be exchanged (scary!).
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After some prompting and futile efforts you will encourage me to meet you.
I will give you an exponential amount of reasons why I can't or shouldn't.
You will persist and I will summon up the courage to meet you.
There will be some physical attraction.
I will see beauty in you that you can't see yourself.
You will see strength in me that I thought was lost.
We will have a wonderful evening that is full of promise and hope for the future.
I will send you a quick email thanking your for your company.
You will reply while remaining guarded about yourself and feelings.
I will sense this and not push you or scare you off.
A day or two will pass to contemplate the possibility of you.
We will jointly make plans to see a movie when our schedules are the same.
We will meet at the theater with little or no expectations.
As the lights from the movie illuminate you I will touch the back of your neck.
You will feel something that you haven't felt for a long time.
I will remove my hand and wonder if you liked my touch.
At the end of this wondrous movie I will ask if I can kiss you.
You will allow me to.
For that single moment everything makes perfect sense.
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After another month or two of dating we will be become good friends and whatnot.
I will look forward to seeing you more than I could have imagined.
You will share your secrets and fears.
An agreement of monogamy will be made.
You will question whether we have a future.
I will question whether we have a future.
We will decide we have a future.
There will be small gifts exchanged...not extravagant gifts, just small tokens of the tenderness we have shared.
We will try new restaurants and do things we have ignored for the longest time.
We will awake a physical yearning in each other that has been asleep.
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Something will happen and I will become insecure and fearful.
You will not understand.
I will explain my past and tell you too much.
You will not understand.
I will apologize and try to be a better man.
You will not believe that I can be.
I will believe that you care for me and continue to tell myself that.
You will not coddle me or spend time defending your actions.
I will drive you away with my erratic behaivor and obsessive thinking.
You will go away wondering why you even tried to make this work.
I will wonder what I can do differently next time.
You will forget about the closeness we shared in time.
I will not forget about the lessons I learned and miss you greatly.
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That is how the story goes..........
I told you not to open it.
If you are still reading this, please re-read the first three lines, then skip this line the second time you read through it.
I am looking for someone who is fit, who doesn't need to look on craigslist to find someone. Someone who shouldn't be reading this.
I want someone who doesn't have a lot of friends. Someone who is considered "quiet" but only because she doesn't talk about the small things - someone who is intelligent and can beat me at chess, but likes poker and movies as well. Someone who will play strip poker, because sex and games are fun. A girl who is open to just about anything because she sees the body as simply a controlled vehicle that can be moved around. Someone who is STD free. Someone willing to meet in public or otherwise after only a few e-mails. Someone who is getting annoyed at my starting every sentence with the word "someone". Someone who wants a friend.
Pic gets mine, preference given to class, and girls with a hippy tint to their lives...
Food-homecooked or high end, but c'mon, we all have our weaknesses, right?
Sex on the first date? Not with me, and certainly not if you want a second....
Enough about me, what does your perfect date consist of? No, I'm not looking to create a cheat sheet - I want to know how you think.....oh - and don't think you're setting the bar too high....most women set it too low.
I'm not an angel but my pet peeves are liars and cheaters.
I give massages, cook, and love to pamper...
I don't have a "type", but I do have weaknesses...you get to figure that out on your own though =).
Intelligence more important than age. Not into head games, drama, or guilt.
If you're looking for more laid back/casual dating, that's OK. Lying about it to try to get me all twisted isn't. I'm generous enough either way, in both affection and other pampering - if I get to know you.
Like I said I’m here looking for a women that is seeking more than just sex and one night stands…Don’t get me wrong I enjoy sex, doesn’t everybody, I just think people let it control their lives you know. Well that has happened to me and it sucks, so we will see where this direction takes me…Everybody knows it’s hard to find a women in the bar/social setting that is genuinely worth the effort, but I feel its fake you know…I want a female who is 21-28, still has her moral values, is cute but not a Barbie doll, is confident, enjoys being outdoors, is athletic and will go to the gym with me, likes being healthy, enjoys listening and playing music, that’s not afraid to get her hands dirty, doesn’t get jealous, thinks for herself, takes control sometimes, is not afraid to speak her mind or opinions, doesn’t need a lot of make up (has a natural thing going on), enjoys shooting guns, likes to go snowboarding and snow shoeing, can do a little drinking with me (no alcoholics please I don’t need that), has her own car, own job too….etc
If you think u are this person and want contact me reply to this post with a photo and put CL in the subject line and we can go from there….no picture no reply…
I love life and there is so much that I want to do and see before my time is over.
I'm very goal oriented and love to make lists of things to do.
There isn't many things that I like better then the Chicago Cubs. I'm working on going to a game at every MLB stadium, NFL stadium, and NBA arena. I've been to over 50 so far.
I love my job and have a passion for succeeding in life. I just moved here for a new job and am loving the new challenges that it brings.
I think that there isn't many things that are more important in life then to pay attention to what is going on in the world. I'm addicted to political news shows and am a political junky in general.
I think there is no better feeling then to do things that help people that are less fortunate. I can't wait to get settled in and find a worthy cause to donate my time to here in Bellingham.
I love trying new beers and am proud to admit that I'm a beer snob, :-). The darker the better.
I love the outdoors, and almost completed the Arizona 20/20 challenge before I moved here. I can't wait to start the journey of climbing to the top of the 20 highest peaks in Washington, the 20 highest peaks in the U. S., the 20 highest peaks in North America, and then the 20 highest peaks in the world.
I've lived an interesting life and love the fact that the challenges I've had have turned me into the good guy that I am today. I've got lots of good stories to tell.
I love food, and love the fact that I've eaten buffalo wings in Buffalo, NY, hot dogs and deep dish pizza in Chicago, New York style pizza in NYC, cheese curds and brats in Milwaukee, gumbo in New Orleans, crab cakes in Virginia, clam chowder in Boston, and a Garbage Plate in Rochester NY, :-).
Basically, I think I'm a pretty interesting guy with a big heart, and an excellent personality.
If I sound like I might be of interest to you, send me a note.